On a ledge waving my hands

At this point, I'll do almost anything.  Almost.  Here's the deal:  I've been applying for jobs left and right since I got back from college, and I've only heard back from one, in a negative manner, but at least I heard back.  And now I've just remembered that bosses will look at potential employees' online social stuff and I shouldn't say what I was getting ready to say.  But I will say this:  This time next week, I'll be officially broke.  I.  Need.  A.  Job.