At this point, I'll do almost anything. Almost. Here's the deal: I've been applying for jobs left and right since I got back from college, and I've only heard back from one, in a negative manner, but at least I heard back. And now I've just remembered that bosses will look at potential employees' online social stuff and I shouldn't say what I was getting ready to say. But I will say this: This time next week, I'll be officially broke. I. Need. A. Job.